“Home Is Where Them Fuckers Ain’t” CNC Serving Board Design File

This design wasn’t thrown together — it was engineered.

Built specifically for CNC carving, this serving board layout combines aggressive script typography with balanced ornamental flow, giving you a high-impact finished piece without fighting your toolpaths.

Every curve, taper, and spacing decision was made with V-carving performance and readability in mind.

What makes this file different:

• Clean vector geometry → no garbage nodes, no cleanup required

• Designed for crisp V-carve lettering and smooth contouring

• Balanced composition that actually fills the board correctly

• Works at multiple sizes without falling apart

This is the exact file used to produce the finished piece shown — what you see is what you can make.

What’s Included

• SVG file (universal compatibility)

• DXF file (CAM-ready)

• C2D file (Carbide Create ready to run)

• High-resolution preview image

Machine Compatibility

• Shapeoko (Carbide Create)

• X-Carve (Easel / Fusion / VCarve)

• Onefinity

• Any CNC capable of V-carving and 2D contouring

Recommended Setup

• Bit: 60° or 90° V-bit (lettering)

• Optional: 1/8" or 1/4" endmill (clearing)

• Material: Hardwood (walnut, maple, oak)

• Size: Optimized around ~18–24” width (scales cleanly)

Important Notes

• Digital download only — no physical product

• You may use this file for personal or commercial projects

• You may NOT resell or redistribute the file itself